Pope Francis Officially Moves Christmas 2019 to March

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“Americans can expect to see Christmas decorations in stores for around 5 to 6 months out of the year.”

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Jack Daniel’s to Use ‘What Would Jesus Do’ Acronym

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The world’s top U.S. whiskey gets an ‘offensive’ marketing overhaul.

Gay Friend Making Fantasy Football League Awkward

“Dennis is cool. He’s not a weird guy, and he knows a lot about football, but the other guys just didn’t seem comfortable, whatsoever, with his humor,” stated Sorenson…

Star Quarterback Russell Wilson Announces “Hiatus From the Field”

“I will be abstaining from the locker room, and football i guess, for awhile because God spoke to me and told me that I should stop doing what I’m doing,” said Wilson. ” I told God right then and there that I would..

Christians Having a Harder Time Keeping Christ in Christmas

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Devout Christians Robert and Denise Ferraro of Naperville, Illinois say that they began forgetting that Christ had anything to do with Christmas when their 10-year-old daughter Cindy came home from public school last December and told them that she had…

Richard Dawkins Apologizes for “Hostility” Toward Christians

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This surprising move by Dawkins was nothing short of shocking as he has repeatedly made fun of those with religious beliefs for years. In the interview, Dawkins reportedly stated the following:

Gay, Atheist-Owned Bakery Indifferent About What Cakes They Make

…A move which undoubtedly does not allow Christians to express their personally-held convictions that they are entitled to under an Amendment.

Talk show radio host Rush Limbaugh, upon hearing about the gay, atheist-owned bakery in Bloomington from a caller decided to reveal just how unfair the “Godless, liberals in this country have become.” He issued this challenge to his listeners in the Greater Bloomington area…