Disney’s remake of Home Alone depicts Kevin’s parents being taken by ICE

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Disney’s remake of Home Alone, entitled ‘Home Alone: Siempre,’ will feature all Latino actors and a modern plot twist in which Kevin’s parents are taken by racist ICE agents who call themselves “The Wetback Bandits.” Kevin’s parents are deported to Iraq for some fucking reason – even though they’re American citizens – and Kevin is left home alone forever. Home Alone: Siempre is based on a true story and rated R for racism. Support the Author Advertisements

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Harry Styles Cast to Play the Priest Who Gets a Boner in The Little Mermaid

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Will Ferrell & Brad Pitt Will Star in a Remake of Boyz n the Hood

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Al Gore to Release Scathing Climate Change Film Titled ‘Bitches, I Fucking Warned You!’

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Hopes are high for this sequel as the original 1997 hit raked in over $1.5 billion worldwide.

Disney’s Jungle Cruise Movie is Finally PC Enough to Film After 13 Years of Rewrites

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“We totally nixed three scenes where Dwayne Johnson would’ve been firing his gun at a bunch of hippos for absolutely no reason.”

Local Man Uses Catheter So He Doesn’t Miss Any Part of Avengers: Endgame

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“Overall, I’d give the movie 5-stars,” Kellner stated.

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