Bull Sperm Milkshake Sales Are Booming in Wisconsin

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“Farmers are counting themselves lucky that residents will eat anything.”

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Demand for Structurally-Reinforced Toilets Spikes as More Obese Americans Poop With Their Smart Phones

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“I think that my aunt needing 57 stitches in the buttcheeks and rectal region is a strong selling point for the product.” – Kholer President & CEO

Scott Walker Begins Sobering Up to Qualify for Unemployment Assistance

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Scott Walker will now have to flush his system of illegal substances in order to qualify for unemployment assistance.