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25% Of Americans Believe God Decides The Winner Of The Super Bowl


25% of Americans believe that God will determine the Super Bowl winner. Additionally, almost 50% believe that God rewards the more devout athletes. Here’s what people are saying:

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“Of course God rewards devout players. Just look at Tim Tebow’s NFL career!” – Charlene McDoogle, 47, dog food taster
“Hopefully God doesn’t get confused by all of the woke kneeling and accidentally give the win to the wrong team.” – Harold Marksmen, 73, retired retirement planner
“There is no doubt in my mind that the team that loses the Super Bowl is comprised of a bunch of heathens that are on a direct path to hell!” – Father Michael Donahue

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