UK Study proves that all human genes are gay

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Scientists say that everyone’s genetic activity is measurable and that soon devices will be able to scan people and determine just how gay they are.

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Medical Examiner rules Epstein’s death caused by asphyxiation during hot, gay prison sex

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An official Medical Examiner report says that Jeffrey Epstein was strangled to death by a fellow inmate during incredibly hot, consensual erotic asphyxiation. “Although the two inmates did have a safe word, Epstein was unable to say it,” the report stated. “If he’d just managed to yell the phrase ‘help I’m being murdered’ this all could have been avoided.”

Mike Pence: “Gay Conversion Therapy Saved My Life”

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The Vice President says he still suffers from nervous tics while around attractive men.

Trump Explains Why He Hasn’t Made a Homophobic Nickname For Pete Buttigieg, Yet

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“When I think of something, you better believe I’m going to go right up to him, get right on Peter and really ride him. Just unload on him with everything I’ve got – and I’ve got a lot. Just ask Melania. I’ve been trying to finish for quite a while, and when I do it’s going to feel great folks. Just great.”

Trapped & Furious: Dead Robert Mueller Can’t Cross Over to Spirit Realm Until Barr Releases Full Report

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The former FBI Director enrolled in a pottery class Anderson Cooper attends in an attempt to get him to sit in between his legs while whispering key findings in his ear.

Elizabeth Warren Says She’ll Divorce Her Husband and Marry a Woman to Win the Presidency

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Elizabeth Warren announced today at a campaign rally that she is “ready and willing” to divorce her husband of 39 years and marry her “lifelong best friend Barb.”

Over 100 Million Eggs Recalled on Easter Over Concerns They’re Making Kids Gay

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“Eggland’s Best apologizes if we’ve torn apart any families because of our gay eggs.”

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