A Face-Licking Epidemic is Freaking Out Floridians

“Oakley’s actions have thrown open the closet doors for individuals who are aroused by licking things to claim them as their own,”

FOX News Embraces Jeb Bush as He Distances Self From Brother

After announcing his bid for Presidency, Jeb Bush tried to distance himself from brother George W. Bush. When asked by a reporter if his family name and relation to former President George W. Bush would hinder his chances, Jeb tactfully deflected the question in true-leader-fashion by