‘Caddyshack’ Gopher Catches Trump Supporters Who Voted Multiple Times In 2020
News broke today that the gopher from Caddyshack – now turned Federal agent – overheard three residents from The Villages admit to committing voter fraud in the 2020 election. The gopher was sent to secretly monitor the community using a series of tunnels and holes after voting irregularities were discovered by government officials.
The suspects, who are now under arrest, all voted at least twice for Donald Trump; something that the failed presidential candidate actually told his supporters to do on more than one occasion. Here’s what people are saying:
“Gophers can be responsible for ruining lawns, killing trees and destroying gardens, but they can also be an important part of the electoral process.” – Florida Democrat party leader Manny Diaz
“I’ll take ‘Things You Wont See On Fox News’ for $100, Alex.” – Danny Menlos, 35, stay-at-home son
“Well this should be enough voter fraud to give Florida to Biden. At the very least we must demand a multi-million dollar recount!” – Cheryll Marksman, math teacher
“I bet they also golf-carted people to other voting districts to cast even more ballots!” – Dameon Cruz, 49 K-Y Jelly wrestler
“If you are very vocal about not doing a thing, don’t do the thing.” – Father Malcolm Reese
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