Trump Signs Executive Order Moving Christmas to the 4th of July

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“What better way to show that the United States is a Christian nation than by celebrating Jesus’ crucifixion on America’s birthday!?” – President Donald J. Trump

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Expect a Giant Covfefe Balloon at Trump’s 4th of July Parade

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Trump is revealing the meaning of ‘covfefe’ and people couldn’t be more excited.

President Trump Announces Massive 4th of July Celebration for Liberals

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“HOLD THE DATE! We will be having one of the largest gatherings in the history of Washington State,” Trump wrote. “There will be a rainbow of fireworks, the best drag queens – only the best – and the first ever reading of the US Constitution by your favorite President, me!”

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