Trump Signs Executive Order Moving Christmas to the 4th of July

“What better way to show that the United States is a Christian nation than by celebrating Jesus’ crucifixion on America’s birthday!?” – President Donald J. Trump


Pet Experts Recommend Calming Your Dog By Letting Them Eat Severed Fingers From 4th of July Fireworks


Expect a Giant Covfefe Balloon at Trump’s 4th of July Parade

Trump is revealing the meaning of ‘covfefe’ and people couldn’t be more excited.

President Trump Announces Massive 4th of July Celebration for Liberals

“HOLD THE DATE! We will be having one of the largest gatherings in the history of Washington State,” Trump wrote. “There will be a rainbow of fireworks, the best drag queens – only the best – and the first ever reading of the US Constitution by your favorite President, me!”

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