A study released today by the University of California Berkeley shows that men with small penises have been disproportionately impacted when it comes to soaring gas prices. The findings were directly linked to several other peer reviewed studies that show males with smaller-than-average penises strongly prefer to drive oversized trucks.
“Due to the high gas prices these men are going broke because – as we all know – these huge vehicles burn through fuel like crazy,” head researcher Douglass Simpson stated. “Here at Berkeley we’ve been referring to it as the ‘Tiny Dick Tax.'”
The University of California Berkeley is now recommending that men with little penises sell their wasteful trucks and instead buy one of the countless vehicle options that will save them hundreds of dollars per month.
“The only possible downside of getting a reasonable vehicle for these men is that, unlike before, potential sexual partners will now be surprised by their small penises instead of already expecting to interact with a small dick,” Simpson confirmed.
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2 thoughts on “Pain At The Pump: Men With Small Penises Are Most Impacted By High Gas Prices”
I don’t get it. Do you mean people who drive trucks? People who haul freight? People who bring food to your grocery store? People who work for a living?
People with oversized, gas guzzling vehicles that they don’t need.