The U.S. Supreme Court ruled today that not only are corporations people, but they can also be LGBTQ+, a move that has shocked and outraged the right wing.
“Next thing you know these gay companies are going to want the right to marry,” President Trump tweeted. “Now I’m a Christian so I know what the Bible says about this. It’s Adam and Summer’s Eve, not Ben and Jerry; although, some Victoria’s Secret and Lane Bryant experimentation sounds intriguing.”
Several gay companies have praised the ruling in official statements, including Budweiser, John Deere, Kum & Go gas stations, Harley Davidson, Ford, Chevy, and Chuck E Cheese’s.