Al Gore is set to release a 2020 climate change movie entitled Bitches, I Fucking Warned You! which offers a harsh reprimand of all citizens of the world for their utter carelessness when it comes to climate change.

“We’re all fucked now,” Gore stated. “The people alive today are the last generation of humans to live on this planet as we know it. Having said that, I’d like to invite everyone to go ahead and eat a dick.”

The film will be launched into outer space and kept on the International Space Station to serve as a time capsule that explains the extinction of the human race, should any intelligent life actually exist in the universe.

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