Mitch McConnell put on shell-rest after government healthcare fixes his broken shoulder


Reports say McConnell injured himself while he was aggressively fucking the country.


Mitch McConnell Blocks Election Security Bills in Preparation for The Reptilian Takeover


“It’s our time now! The dawning of the age of the Reptilians is upon us!” – Mitch McConnell

Mitch McConnell Caught Using Taxpayer Money To Remodel His Terrarium


McConnell is being investigated by the US. Senate Ethics Committee for spending $127,000 on a new heat lamp system and gigantic basking rocks in his office.

Mitch McConnell Legally Changes Name to ‘Bitch McConnell’

“Let’s just admit it, Mitch is such a basic bitch name.” – Senator Bitch McConnell

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