Pope Francis Demands Every Dirty Detail on Sexual Abuse for His Adult Fantasy Novel

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Pope Francis’ adult book is entitled ‘The Divinci Load.’

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Leaders of Catholic Church Gather to Watch ‘Men in Black II’ & Build Memory-Erasing Machine

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“The goal here is to analyze the memory-erasing technology used in the film and then build, disperse and use the devices in every congregation around the world,” Pope Francis stated.

Pope Francis Officially Moves Christmas 2019 to March

“Americans can expect to see Christmas decorations in stores for around 5 to 6 months out of the year.”

Kavanaugh Avoids Sex Scandal by Becoming Ordained Priest Overnight

“He’s found a loophole here and it’s simply stunning.” – Rudy Giuliani

Pope Asks all Catholics to Pray Before Oral Intercourse

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“We should always be looking up to God before going down to worship,” said Francis.

Pope Orders All ‘White Jesus’ Figures Removed from Churches

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“Look people, this is ludicrous, Jesus was a white man,” said Kelly.

Congressman Bob Brady Receives Restraining Order from Pope Francis

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Congressman Bob Brady, who stole Pope Francis’s half-finished water glass after the pontiff’s address to congress, has been issued a restraining order to stay at least 500 feet away from the religious leader. Brady immediately took the glass of water to his wife, and two staffers in his office, where they then sipped the water and saved the rest because…

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