Lonely Pope Encourages Couples to Invite Single People for a Ménage à Trois on Valentine’s Day

Pope Francis gave a Valentine’s Day sermon at St. Peter’s Basilica today in which he asked couples to welcome single people – especially strangers – into their bedroom. The surprising suggestion has many asking if the religious leader is doing okay.

“It’s an utterly lonely world out there,” an emotional, teary-eyed Francis stated. “So please, I implore you, invite someone to lay with you in carnal sin. It could be anybody really: authority figures, devoutly religious clergy, you name it – the right person could very well be in this room right now.”

Upon finishing his sermon, the Pope tossed out handful after handful of candy hearts with his phone number on them as he sauntered down the center aisle biting his lip and winking at everyone.

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