“Let’s just admit it, Mitch is such a basic bitch name.” – Senator Bitch McConnell
“I just don’t see the problem here.” – Senator McConnell
After procedural introduction of the bill, Ted Cruz (R-TX) immediately shouted, “Permission to speak freely!?” in an echoing, emotional, yet somehow guttural and primal tone.
On Monday afternoon Senator Mitch McConnell (R – AL) had to make the tough decision of aborting a bill that he himself had co-sponsored. The bill, S.1881, would have effectively ended…