“We’re not sure where they come from, I have not clue how people are accidentally bringing them home, but we’re not – under any circumstance – accepting any returns.”
A new era of vegan-friendly hunting has begun in America.
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“I’m sorry. I didn’t get that,” Siri apologized as a wide-eyed Cook choked on a chunk of the XS Max.
“Eggland’s Best apologizes if we’ve torn apart any families because of our gay eggs.”
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The 1,750 calorie meal has made its return for the month of February only.