Duped at the deli counter? How to avoid coming home with a newborn baby again

YouReadyGrandma

“We’re not sure where they come from, I have not clue how people are accidentally bringing them home, but we’re not – under any circumstance – accepting any returns.”

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You can now hunt plant-based, robo-animals thanks to Beyond Meat

YouReadyGrandma

A new era of vegan-friendly hunting has begun in America.

The NRA Spent Hundreds of Millions of Dollars on Viagra for Executives

YouReadyGrandma

“Because you can’t fire a gun in the bedroom, it can be very difficult for our members to achieve an erection without penis pills.”

Tim Cook Swallows an Entire iPhone XS Max to Prove It’s Environmentally Friendly

YouReadyGrandma

“I’m sorry. I didn’t get that,” Siri apologized as a wide-eyed Cook choked on a chunk of the XS Max.

Over 100 Million Eggs Recalled on Easter Over Concerns They’re Making Kids Gay

YouReadyGrandma

“Eggland’s Best apologizes if we’ve torn apart any families because of our gay eggs.”

Bill Gates Stars as Catwoman in Highly-Anticipated Film

YouReadyGrandma

“Gates oozes with a sultry sex appeal that culminates in a passionate, 12-minute lovemaking scene with the masked hero Batman who is played by Apple CEO Tim Cook.”

McDonald’s is Giving Away Red Heart Disease Awareness T-Shirts With Purchase of Grand Big Mac Meal

YouReadyGrandma

The 1,750 calorie meal has made its return for the month of February only.

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