A new era of vegan-friendly hunting has begun in America.
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“I’m sorry. I didn’t get that,” Siri apologized as a wide-eyed Cook choked on a chunk of the XS Max.
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The 1,750 calorie meal has made its return for the month of February only.
The NRA is utilizing “balloon art guns” and the hashtag #LiterallyDead as part of their marketing.