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“I’m sorry. I didn’t get that,” Siri apologized as a wide-eyed Cook choked on a chunk of the XS Max.
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“Gates oozes with a sultry sex appeal that culminates in a passionate, 12-minute lovemaking scene with the masked hero Batman who is played by Apple CEO Tim Cook.”
The 1,750 calorie meal has made its return for the month of February only.
The NRA is utilizing “balloon art guns” and the hashtag #LiterallyDead as part of their marketing.
Banana sales have increased by 27% in the United States.
“Overall, we just want to make everyone feel more welcome and safe at Starbucks.”
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“I absolutely loathe flu season,” stated Comcast CEO Brian L. Roberts.
“After listening to Cher’s pitch we had a meeting of the minds at Facebook headquarters,” stated Zuckerberg. “The adjustments we are slated to make will not change the user experience overall, but simply help Cher to increase her marketability. The move was a no-brainer on the whole.”