The National Rifle Association has begun putting up billboards across the United States that encourage potential mass shooters to become event planners instead.
“We’re trying to show Americans that we are being proactive about gun violence in this great country,” NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre stated. “Rather than encourage cumbersome background and mental health checks that could help prevent these events, why not push these people in another direction?”
Citing the “careful planning and execution that many mass shooters are capable of,” the NRA believes that these individuals could make stellar event planners with just a little bit of encouragement.
“Better still, these unstable individuals will still be able to purchase and keep their own guns as God and our founding fathers intended,” LaPierre concluded. “It’s a win, win.”
The NRA has opted to use “balloon art guns” and the hashtag #LiterallyDead as part of their marketing. Here are some of the new NRA billboards that have been submitted to us:
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