Tim Cook Swallows an Entire iPhone XS Max to Prove It’s Environmentally Friendly

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“I’m sorry. I didn’t get that,” Siri apologized as a wide-eyed Cook choked on a chunk of the XS Max.

Disgusting Lactose Intolerant People Emit the Same Amount of Methane as Dairy Cows

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“I can tell you how the world ends right now. We fart ourselves to death.” – Stanford Professor Böse Blahung

Eric Trump is Currently Locked in a Room That’s Being Pumped Full of Pollution

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Mr. Cox has locked Eric Trump in the White House’s cold storage room next to the bowling alley in an attempt to show that air pollution does not harm humans.

Green Chicago River Full of Vomit by 10 AM

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“We’re just going to burn the alcohol-laced vomit off like every year, that’s where the city gets its signature smell.” – Chicago Gov. J.B. Pritzker

Trump Admits ‘The Polar Vortex is Caused by Climate Change’

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“I’ve been calling it ‘Global Warming,’ but that’s just a trick folks; a term I use to make snowball jokes. My God, I’m so stupid.”

Lettuce Recall Helps Millions of Vegans Cut Carbon Footprint by Dying of Starvation

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We may never understand what a vegan is, or why fish qualifies as a meat, but we’ll never forget that if global warming is real, at least the vegans died first.” – DonaldTrump

Trump is Selling ‘Urine-Scented’ Perfume

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‘MAGA’ is a unisex perfume boasting liquefied $100 bills as a key ingredient.

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