Trump Signs Executive Order Moving Christmas to the 4th of July

Thanks to Twitter, starting in 2020 Americans will be celebrating Christmas on the 4th of July. The holiday date change was announced while #IfChristmasWereInJuly was trending on the social media platform.

“I didn’t see it on Twitter. I thought of it all on my own and immediately had Pence draft up the executive order,” Trump stated. “What better way to show that the United States is a Christian nation than by celebrating Jesus’ crucifixion on America’s birthday!? Just think of the big, cross-shaped fireworks! Beautiful folks. It is, it really is.”

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