A genderless, robotic Santa is driving people in a Wisconsin mall absolutely insane

(Brookfield, WI) A genderless, robotic Santa in Brookfield Square Mall is causing outrage among conservative customers who are demanding a traditional, white, human male Santa. What do you think?

“Am I supposed to be attracted to it or not?!”Timothy Leetsburg, University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee student
“Taking care of children’s wants and needs while making them happy has always been a male Santa’s job.” – Carol Jacobson, stay-at-home mom
“When my son sits on the lap of a costumed stranger it had better be that of a person with a penis who identifies as male.” – Mike Haughton, volunteer lifeguard

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