- Its been one of those days at work. No big deal, he’s just busy.
- There was a family emergency.
- You were both drunk that night and he’s your father-in-law.
- He has hooks for hands.
- He has a wife.
- No really, he’s just busy. So don’t report him as a missing person. Jessica. You fucking psycho!
- Try to remember that your father-in-law is married and has hooks for hands.
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