Increased risk of mental and physical disorders in high IQ people, obvious study finds

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A recent study by the scientific journal Intelligence shows that people with high IQs are more likely to suffer from mental anxiety and hyper-reactive central nervous systems. What do you think? -Sharon Jenkins, Anger Management Coach – Jarret Zewinski, Learning Disabilities Specialist -Leonard Steiner, Stock Broker, Psychic Source Advertisements

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Can opener hasn’t been washed since it was bought 7 years ago

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A can opener that was purchased from a Schaumburg, Illinois IKEA in 2012 has never been washed once in its life. Can opener owner Sean Miller says he has his reasons for never cleaning the device. “In all fairness I’m not really sure if you’re supposed put this model in the dishwasher because of the plastic handle,” Miller stated while opening a can of sardines. “Plus, it’s not like can openers really get that dirty.”

Disturbing Oscar Mayer ice cream-filled hotdogs leak vanilla out of their tips

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American meat company Oscar Meyer has plunged its toes into the dairy dessert world with their release of ice cream-filled hotdogs. Marketed as ‘Vanilla Squirters’ the odd treat hit store shelves this week. What do you think?

Denver announces the country’s first public ‘Mushroom Experimentation Area’

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Authorities in Denver, Colorado say that they’re encouraging the legal use of psychedelic mushrooms in order to study how people who are on the drug interact in public spaces. “We don’t know what’s going to happen, but we’re opening up the area next month,” Governor Jared Polis stated. “So, come to Denver – eat a bunch of mushroom caps – and just touch a stranger’s face for awhile. You probably won’t regret it.” The designated drug use area begins downtown at the 16th Street Mall and spreads out to however far someone can walk while tripping balls for eight hours. Support the Author

Furries rejoice as Birkenstock announces Furkenstock sandals

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The new line of sandals will come in 7 species options and be released in about one dog year.

Millennials are burying their parents with the participation trophies they didn’t ask for

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It’s a smart way to recycle while also saying ‘Thanks for playing the game of life! You certainly didn’t win, Sharon, but here’s a fucking trophy.’

Sympathetic Biden and Trump express condolences after “shootings in Narnia, Middle-earth”

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“In Narnia alone we lost centaurs, fauns – and some of them, I’m sure, were unicorns.”

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