What Happens to the 19 Dead Horses After the Kentucky Derby?

YouReadyGrandma

“We sell the meat to Taco Bell, send a bunch of parts to candy factories and use the rest to make high-end huffing glue.”

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Weird Tech: Watch the Life Story of Animals as You Eat Them

YouReadyGrandma

“Unless Redbox starts squeezing out moist, two-year-old prosciutto with every DVD, I have no idea how they’re going to compete with this.”

US Announces ‘Whale Force’ Military Division

YouReadyGrandma

“We wanted to name it something to do with the color blue, because the ocean is blue, even from space. In the end we settled on Whale Force and I think that’s just fine.”

Tofurky Releases Trophy-Hunt Lion Steak, More Options

YouReadyGrandma

“We’re trying to attract more meat-eaters by selling a diverse selection of what we are pretty sure they like to eat,”