Elizabeth Warren Drinks Six Beers, Then Drunkenly Proposes a Warren-Sanders Presidential Ticket on Live TV

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“I saw the whole thing. Very odd, very sad.” – Senator Bernie Sanders

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Ghost of John McCain Announces 2020 Presidential Bid

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“With McCain already tormenting Donald Trump by repeatedly moving and re-hiding the pee tape, we can only expect worse and worse episodes.”

Robert Mueller Announces Presidential Bid to Take Down Trump

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“I’m running because I have a very particular set of skills,” the 7-foot tall former FBI Director bellowed. “Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you, Mr. Trump.”

US Dept. Of Health: ‘Never Stick Anything Larger than a Grapefruit Up Your Butt’

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“Remember, we’re only talking about girth. So if you wanted to tape 7 oversized grapefruits together and play hide the citrus in your [expletive], you could absolutely do that.” Secretary Alex Azar stated.

China Bans Heterosexual Sex Over Population Concerns

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“The only sexual contact permitted in China for the foreseeable future will be homosexual in nature,” President Jinping stated while intertwining his fingers with NBA star Yao Ming.

Joe Biden Caught on Tape Saying “Punch Her in the Taco”

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Biden was leering at the frail, 85 year old Senator Dianne Feinstein when he uttered the phrase.

Pope Francis Demands Every Dirty Detail on Sexual Abuse for His Adult Fantasy Novel

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Pope Francis’ adult book is entitled ‘The Divinci Load.’

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