Obama: “I Don’t Know Why Donald Paid All of These Women – I Had Mine Killed.”
Obama suggests Trump could have avoided many scandals with one trick. Continue reading Obama: “I Don’t Know Why Donald Paid All of These Women – I Had Mine Killed.”
Category: America
1 Millionth American Dies on Park Bench
Memorial seats are truly unique pieces of furniture and a longstanding tradition in American public spaces. #Memorial #America Continue reading 1 Millionth American Dies on Park Bench
Fox & Friends’ Steve Doocy Pretends to be Gay for 50th Straight April Fools Day
“Steve and Tim will hold hands, and sometimes even kiss,” laughed Earhardt. Continue reading Fox & Friends’ Steve Doocy Pretends to be Gay for 50th Straight April Fools Day
Trump Signs Reckless ‘Paperless Earth’ Green Initiative Into Law
A painting by President George W. Bush shows his prediction of the future. Continue reading Trump Signs Reckless ‘Paperless Earth’ Green Initiative Into Law
Strange Foods Only Found in These States
Weird Foods the Locals Eat: From Alabama to Wisconsin. Would You Try Them? #StrangeFood Continue reading Strange Foods Only Found in These States
Controversial ‘We Ate a Zoo’ Sequel Coming to Theaters This Fall
The movie reaches its tipping point when Damon’s children begin to ask why their favorite pig ‘Oinkers’ has gone missing. Continue reading Controversial ‘We Ate a Zoo’ Sequel Coming to Theaters This Fall
Olympic Figure Skater Disowned After Coming Out as Straight
Team refuses to speak to straight, male figure skater. #WinterOlympics Continue reading Olympic Figure Skater Disowned After Coming Out as Straight
FOX News Anxiously Awaits Another Tragedy
“I hate to say this folks, but it’s to the point where we may have to make something up.” Continue reading FOX News Anxiously Awaits Another Tragedy
Trump Bans Guns After They Steal Spotlight From Him, Again
Law now outlaws sale of guns in America. Continue reading Trump Bans Guns After They Steal Spotlight From Him, Again
Donald Trump’s Body is Trying to Leave His Brain
The president’s internal struggle has become quite tangible. #MindOverMatter Continue reading Donald Trump’s Body is Trying to Leave His Brain
Jack Daniel’s to Use ‘What Would Jesus Do’ Acronym
The world’s top U.S. whiskey gets an ‘offensive’ marketing overhaul. Continue reading Jack Daniel’s to Use ‘What Would Jesus Do’ Acronym
West Virginia Serving ‘Clean Coal’ in Public School Lunches
Doctors have voiced concerns over the ingestion of coal by minors. Continue reading West Virginia Serving ‘Clean Coal’ in Public School Lunches
Introducing Samsung Soft: The Smart TV that you can Punch
Samsung Soft: Televisions You Can Beat the Living **** Out Of. Continue reading Introducing Samsung Soft: The Smart TV that you can Punch
Tom Brady on Super Bowl: ‘I Plan to Cheat Again’
“I wouldn’t necessarily call it cheating. That’s not the correct wording,” said Bilichick. Continue reading Tom Brady on Super Bowl: ‘I Plan to Cheat Again’
Most American Males have Larger Boobs Than Their Wives
Female researches have remained cold and distant, uninterested in helping to solve this growing problem. Continue reading Most American Males have Larger Boobs Than Their Wives
Mike Pence Banned From Grindr
“Our first guideline for all users is that you cannot use nude photos in your profile, so that was strike one.” Continue reading Mike Pence Banned From Grindr
Working Americans Cherish Flu Season
“I absolutely loathe flu season,” stated Comcast CEO Brian L. Roberts. Continue reading Working Americans Cherish Flu Season
Deadliest Toys From The 90’s
A handheld digital pet hailing from Japan, the Tamagotchi was a needy electronic animal that… Continue reading Deadliest Toys From The 90’s