“As the Supreme Court of Alabama is the highest court in America, we will be continuing our fight on another path.” Continue reading Trump Supporters Denied ‘Protected Class Status’ Continue Fight
“This will allow every single employee to move up the ladder and manage their own McDonald’s.” Continue reading McDonald’s to Open 375,000 New Restaurants: One for Each Employee
“Look people, this is ludicrous, Jesus was a white man,” said Kelly. Continue reading Pope Orders All ‘White Jesus’ Figures Removed from Churches
Limbaugh was last seen near his home in Palm Beach, FL. Continue reading Rush Limbaugh has Been Missing for an Entire Year
“We estimate that he was out cold with water in his lungs for about 2 minutes.” Continue reading President Trump is Still Learning How to Drink Water
Our thoughts and prayers go out to everyone who wants to purchase more military-grade weapons. Continue reading The ‘Too Soon’ Gun Campaign Asks Domestic Terrorists to “Tone it Down”
In an emotional response, U.S. President Donald Trump has tweeted a well-thought-out message to the world regarding the alarming missile launch today over Japan: Continue reading Trump: ‘South Koreans Have Fired Japan Over Itself With a Nuclear Missile’
Trump tweeted and gave approval for the TSA to ban all passengers from flying if they dress like the suspect who is now in detainment. Continue reading United Kicked Woman Off Plane for Refusing to Remove Religious Headscarf, Speak
“Volvo states that “physically, the cars will be exactly the same as current models; however…” Continue reading Volvo Unveils Controversial Car Designed ‘Exclusively for Women’
I had to simplify it enough so that Trump would maybe understand it and still take the time to read the whole thing.” Continue reading Bill Nye Quits Science Think Tank, Sends Trump Blunt Resignation
“When you get a maniac like Obama. Okay. And he is, he really is. Then you end up with days like today,” Trump stated while pointing toward the only side of the room without any windows. Continue reading Trump Blasts Green Energy, Obama for ‘Unseasonably Dark Day’
“I would always tell him that it’s not a good idea to eat a ‘snack’ before, during, and after each hole at one of his world-renowned golf courses,” sadly… Continue reading BREAKING: White House Sources – Trump Has Awful Stroke
Formerly an archeologist in the early 19th century, Melania unearthed Donald in Egypt back in 1909. Continue reading Cursed Melania: “I Dug up Donald in Egypt over 100 Years Ago”
President Donald Trump used a morning staff meeting today to address leaks that have plagued his administration since day one. In an impassioned speech, the President touched on many topics – concluding with the implementation of a strict ‘No Farting’ … Continue reading Strict ‘No Farting’ Policy Enforced in White House
In a timely press release the Wright Brothers, who invented flight, said “This isn’t what we intended. We only overbooked as a joke when racist aunt Karen wanted to visit, and she wasn’t technically, completely white.” Thank you for reading … Continue reading Wright Brothers Condemn United Airlines Incident
“Schwarzenegger was also not ‘carrying a backpack,’ he was actually strapped in to a military-grade jet pack.” Continue reading Schwarzenegger Identified as White House Intruder with “Backpack”
“What would you say to those around the world who are afraid of your leadership” – Trump paused, took a deep breath, and began: Continue reading Trump Steals Song Lyrics for Press Conference Answer
