Virginia Politician: “What if We Only Painted Our Genitals?”


“The letter went on in vivid detail describing the painting process, preferred makeup brands, how to wash mascara out of your underwear, and more.”


Trump to Play Blackfaced ‘Ronald Klump’ Alongside Kanye West in Summer Blockbuster Movie


Early reports confirm Trump stars in the film as Ronald Klump, an “incredibly-relatable, African American Trump supporter who ventures on a mission to get Mexico to pay for the wall.”

Starbucks is Opening Separate Restrooms for Black Customers

“Overall, we just want to make everyone feel more welcome and safe at Starbucks.”

Bill Forces Black Rights Movement into California Textbooks


The California Legislature may pass a kidney stone over a bill that would force school textbooks and teachers to incorporate information on African Americans into their curriculum. The Fairly, Audacious, Intrusive, and Regretful Education Act, or SB48 – which resembles a bill previously vetoed by former Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger – made it one crip walk closer to becoming law today after being accidentally approved by the Senate Judiciary Committee. “Whoops!” exclaimed committee head Senator Hannah-Beth Jackson. The bill, made-up by radical left-wing Senator Barbara Boxer, could have a nationwide impact (except for in the South) if voted through because California has it’s dirty hands on the necks of innocent, straight, white, God-fearing, Christian publishers who will be forced to incorporate the states misguided standards into books distributed to other, non-morally bankrupt states, and their innocent children. Supporters chimed in, saying that this measure is a good thing because it will help prevent black students from being harassed or bullied by their classmates for their different melanin levels. But critics say SB48 is just an attempt to brainwash students into becoming “pro-African American political activists” and “ensure that the liberal government, not racist parents, get the final word on teaching kids about correct, moral melanin levels.” “Textbooks don’t include any historical information about the Black Rights Movement, which has great significance to both California and U.S. history,” Boxer said in a statement. “Our collective silence on this issue perpetuates negative stereotypes of African American people and leads to increased bullying of black people.” Boxer told that California school districts which have included the “historical contributions” of black people and their movement in the curriculum have seen reduced rates of bullying and violence among students. She said the ridiculous bill “pushes to achieve the same results across the state by adding people of color to the existing list of repressed cultural and ethnic groups that WASPS have emphatically donkey punched day in and day out for decades,” a category that was nearly covered by a law entitled: The Noticing that Other Types of People Actually Exist and Probably Matter Too Bill of 2008 (SB666) which was unanimously voted against by the Republicans in the California Senate. Carolyn Laub, executive director of Black-White Alliance Network, which helped draft the bill, said “why are we still talking about this?” Critics object to the bill on several accounts, saying it undermines parental authority, promotes racial confusion and inter-race experimentation, inappropriately classifies blacks as an “important cultural and/or ethnic group,” and aims to brainwash children into adopting the black community’s political agenda. “This is teaching children from kindergarten on up that the non-white lifestyle is something to admire and consider for themselves,” Randy Thomasson, president of, a group advocating against the bill, told Thomasson said teachers should teach about “Those ‘blacks historical accomplishments,’ but should not be forced to mention their skin color.” “Teach them about the good behavior since slavery, the noble things that people have done, but you don’t have to […]

White Reporter Answers Phone While Interviewing Baltimore Pastor


White reporter snubs pastor in Baltimore.