Joe Rogan Uses ‘Free Speech’ Segment To Celebrate Saying The ‘N-Word’ For His 25th Time On Air

Joe Rogan took a very brief break from spreading coronavirus disinformation on his podcast yesterday in order hold a 5-minute “segment on free speech” just so he could say the n-word for his 25th time on air. “I practice a … Continue reading Joe Rogan Uses ‘Free Speech’ Segment To Celebrate Saying The ‘N-Word’ For His 25th Time On Air

DeSantis Announces ‘Whites Organizing For KKKonservative Education’ – Or ‘W.O.K.E. Act’

Florida governor Ron DeSantis held a press conference today in which he announced a new bill called the ‘W.O.K.E Act’ – or Whites Organizing for KKKonservative Education. The governor said that he was taking a stand against critical race theory … Continue reading DeSantis Announces ‘Whites Organizing For KKKonservative Education’ – Or ‘W.O.K.E. Act’

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Confused, Conservative-Run Coffee Chain Too Scared To Serve Black Coffee

Unwilling to learn current social etiquette – and despite the fact that black coffee is widely considered the most “manly” way to take your caffeine – the conservative and veteran-run Black Rifle Coffee Company is still too confused and frightened … Continue reading Confused, Conservative-Run Coffee Chain Too Scared To Serve Black Coffee

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Critical Racist Laura Ingraham Has Theory That US Should Defund The Military

Critical of the US military, racist Fox News host Laura Ingraham shared a theory that the United States should defund the military if it plans to support the teaching of critical race theory. The TV host spoke out about the … Continue reading Critical Racist Laura Ingraham Has Theory That US Should Defund The Military

Full Trump-Ingraham Clip Shows President Kept On Comparing the Jacob Blake Shooting to Golf

During an interview on Fox News, president Trump told Laura Ingraham that the police officer who shot Jacob Blake seven times in the back had “choked” much like “missing a three foot putt.” But the strange answer didn’t stop there. … Continue reading Full Trump-Ingraham Clip Shows President Kept On Comparing the Jacob Blake Shooting to Golf

Disney’s The Little Mermaid Ride Is Being Renamed ‘The Little Mer-Person: Ariel’s Woke Adventure’

Disney announced that yet another one of their rides will be getting a politically correct upgrade this month after the company decided that their ‘The Little Mermaid: Ariel’s Undersea Adventure’ ride was both sexist and racist. The new ride, which … Continue reading Disney’s The Little Mermaid Ride Is Being Renamed ‘The Little Mer-Person: Ariel’s Woke Adventure’

States Are Repainting Statues of White Jesus With Blackface, Citing Racial Inaccuracies

Several states across the nation have started repainting statues of Jesus in public spaces in which the religious figure is depicted with white skin. The move comes after a large group of leftist historians pointed out that Jesus couldn’t have … Continue reading States Are Repainting Statues of White Jesus With Blackface, Citing Racial Inaccuracies

Nancy Pelosi, Democrats Tricked Into Wearing African Neck Rings, Septum Piercings

Just before unveiling a sweeping police reform bill in response to George Floyd’s murder and the resulting worldwide protests⁠, Democrats caused an uproar when they decided to take a knee in the U.S. capitol while sporting African neck rings and … Continue reading Nancy Pelosi, Democrats Tricked Into Wearing African Neck Rings, Septum Piercings

Patriot Criticizes Protests During Pandemic While Lounging on a Crowded Beach

Slathered in oil and soaking up the sun on a crowded Huntington Beach, right-wing Californian Cassandra Davies says she’s expressing her “right to go outside, get a nice dark tan, and do whatever the hell I want.” “I don’t know … Continue reading Patriot Criticizes Protests During Pandemic While Lounging on a Crowded Beach

‘If You Like Your Skin Color, You Can Keep It’ Trump Reassures Black Supporters

After a morning interview in which former Vice President Joe Biden told black Americans “you ain’t black” if you are voting for Trump, president Trump fired back with two tweets, drawing a sharp contrast between the two candidates. Continue reading ‘If You Like Your Skin Color, You Can Keep It’ Trump Reassures Black Supporters

Excited Trump Shouts ‘I Just Learned Jesus Was Black!’ at Easter Press Conference

At his Easter press conference with reporters this morning, a mind blown president Trump shouted at reporters “I just learned that Jesus was brown or black! Did you know that? I just learned it today. What a time to be … Continue reading Excited Trump Shouts ‘I Just Learned Jesus Was Black!’ at Easter Press Conference

Black Americans are considering trying an open carry rally – just once – to get a gun control bill passed

Black Americans across the country are seriously considering risking their lives by staging an open carry rally outside of the White House. While still in the early planning stages, the group says they would hold the gathering in order to … Continue reading Black Americans are considering trying an open carry rally – just once – to get a gun control bill passed

Virginia Politician: “What if We Only Painted Our Genitals?”

“The letter went on in vivid detail describing the painting process, preferred makeup brands, how to wash mascara out of your underwear, and more.” Continue reading Virginia Politician: “What if We Only Painted Our Genitals?”

Trump to Play Blackfaced ‘Ronald Klump’ Alongside Kanye West in Summer Blockbuster Movie

Early reports confirm Trump stars in the film as Ronald Klump, an “incredibly-relatable, African American Trump supporter who ventures on a mission to get Mexico to pay for the wall.” Continue reading Trump to Play Blackfaced ‘Ronald Klump’ Alongside Kanye West in Summer Blockbuster Movie