Mitch McConnell is Obsessed with Mayonnaise and It’s Disgusting

“Mitch insists on having mayonnaise in every single meal he eats.” Continue reading Mitch McConnell is Obsessed with Mayonnaise and It’s Disgusting

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Bill Preventing Members of Congress From Watching Porn at Work Stalls in the Senate

After procedural introduction of the bill, Ted Cruz (R-TX) immediately shouted, “Permission to speak freely!?” in an echoing, emotional, yet somehow guttural and primal tone. Continue reading Bill Preventing Members of Congress From Watching Porn at Work Stalls in the Senate