Mitch McConnell Legally Changes Name to ‘Bitch McConnell’

“Let’s just admit it, Mitch is such a basic bitch name.” – Senator Bitch McConnell Continue reading Mitch McConnell Legally Changes Name to ‘Bitch McConnell’

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Senate Republicans Hire Hooters to Cater Kavanaugh Hearing

“I just don’t see the problem here.” – Senator McConnell Continue reading Senate Republicans Hire Hooters to Cater Kavanaugh Hearing

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Bill Preventing Members of Congress From Watching Porn at Work Stalls in the Senate

After procedural introduction of the bill, Ted Cruz (R-TX) immediately shouted, “Permission to speak freely!?” in an echoing, emotional, yet somehow guttural and primal tone. Continue reading Bill Preventing Members of Congress From Watching Porn at Work Stalls in the Senate