“Now it looks like we’re going to have to burn off about 16 square miles of mature opium crop. So if you live in the area, buckle the [expletive] up on Saturday.”
“I’m sorry. I didn’t get that,” Siri apologized as a wide-eyed Cook choked on a chunk of the XS Max.
“I have never been more turned on in my life.” – Juliet Moore, Bernie Sanders Supporter
“If this will lift the curse from constructing Arrowhead Stadium on an Indian burial ground, then we’re willing to let it slide.” – Chiefs CEO Clark Hunt
Trump starts gagging and declares that ‘the golden juice went down the wrong pipe!’
The tweet was accompanied by the hashtags #WhiteLivesMatter and #Disgraceful.
The package was a 6 foot tall, gold-plated cube that weighed nearly 3.5 tons.
The NRA is utilizing “balloon art guns” and the hashtag #LiterallyDead as part of their marketing.
“Let’s just admit it, Mitch is such a basic bitch name.” – Senator Bitch McConnell
“Kavanaugh needs a liver by Christmas and the Democrats don’t give a lick!” – Senator Lindsey Graham
#Kavanaugh #FBIReport #SupremeCourt
“It appears that he was not remotely aware of the situation and still probably isn’t.”
This was a direct response to outcry from PETA regarding changes in Alaskan hunting regulations which would…