Viagra Ends Trump Sponsorship Deal
“The president had been taking Viagra six times a day – one pill with every meal.” – Rudy Giuliani Continue reading Viagra Ends Trump Sponsorship Deal
Category: Donald Trump
Mexico Agrees to Build Wall, Trump Will Permit Underground Tunnels
“I make great deals, okay? This deal is really phenomenal on the surface. It’s a wonderful, superficial deal,” Trump said. Continue reading Mexico Agrees to Build Wall, Trump Will Permit Underground Tunnels
Melania Trump Had Secret Meeting With Divorce Lawyers Regarding Russian Adoptions
Melania’s emails have been released to the public in an act of transparency. Continue reading Melania Trump Had Secret Meeting With Divorce Lawyers Regarding Russian Adoptions
World Cup Spectator Deaths Decrease by Nearly 1,800 in 2018
Nigerian fans brought 2,500 colorfully-painted, live chickens into Russia’s Kaliningrad Stadium. Continue reading World Cup Spectator Deaths Decrease by Nearly 1,800 in 2018
Trump Thinks He Nominated Glenn Sturgis from ‘Superstore’ to Supreme Court
Trump intended to nominate Mark McKinney who plays the role of Glenn Sturgis in NBC’s ‘Superstore’. Continue reading Trump Thinks He Nominated Glenn Sturgis from ‘Superstore’ to Supreme Court
Trump is Selling ‘Urine-Scented’ Perfume
‘MAGA’ is a unisex perfume boasting liquefied $100 bills as a key ingredient. Continue reading Trump is Selling ‘Urine-Scented’ Perfume
Jeff Sessions is Using Marijuana to Cope With His Job
The amount of marijuana that Mr. Sessions consumes on a daily basis is staggering. Continue reading Jeff Sessions is Using Marijuana to Cope With His Job
President Trump Has Strangled a Bear Cub to Death on the North Lawn
This was a direct response to outcry from PETA regarding changes in Alaskan hunting regulations which would… Continue reading President Trump Has Strangled a Bear Cub to Death on the North Lawn
Obama: “I Don’t Know Why Donald Paid All of These Women – I Had Mine Killed.”
Obama suggests Trump could have avoided many scandals with one trick. Continue reading Obama: “I Don’t Know Why Donald Paid All of These Women – I Had Mine Killed.”
Trump Signs Reckless ‘Paperless Earth’ Green Initiative Into Law
A painting by President George W. Bush shows his prediction of the future. Continue reading Trump Signs Reckless ‘Paperless Earth’ Green Initiative Into Law
Trump Bans Guns After They Steal Spotlight From Him, Again
Law now outlaws sale of guns in America. Continue reading Trump Bans Guns After They Steal Spotlight From Him, Again
Donald Trump’s Body is Trying to Leave His Brain
The president’s internal struggle has become quite tangible. #MindOverMatter Continue reading Donald Trump’s Body is Trying to Leave His Brain
Mitch McConnell is Obsessed with Mayonnaise and It’s Disgusting
“Mitch insists on having mayonnaise in every single meal he eats.” Continue reading Mitch McConnell is Obsessed with Mayonnaise and It’s Disgusting
Trump Supporters Denied ‘Protected Class Status’ Continue Fight
“As the Supreme Court of Alabama is the highest court in America, we will be continuing our fight on another path.” Continue reading Trump Supporters Denied ‘Protected Class Status’ Continue Fight
President Trump is Still Learning How to Drink Water
“We estimate that he was out cold with water in his lungs for about 2 minutes.” Continue reading President Trump is Still Learning How to Drink Water
Trump: ‘South Koreans Have Fired Japan Over Itself With a Nuclear Missile’
In an emotional response, U.S. President Donald Trump has tweeted a well-thought-out message to the world regarding the alarming missile launch today over Japan: Continue reading Trump: ‘South Koreans Have Fired Japan Over Itself With a Nuclear Missile’
United Kicked Woman Off Plane for Refusing to Remove Religious Headscarf, Speak
Trump tweeted and gave approval for the TSA to ban all passengers from flying if they dress like the suspect who is now in detainment. Continue reading United Kicked Woman Off Plane for Refusing to Remove Religious Headscarf, Speak
Mike Pence Has Totally Snapped
On Thursday night, Vice President Mike Pence walked up to Donald Trump just outside of the White House Kitchen and “straight up dropped the motherfucker” with … Continue reading Mike Pence Has Totally Snapped