Dog Fancy Magazine Names Elon Musk ‘Bitch Of The Year’

Elon Musk was “more than a little bit surprised” today when it was announced that he was Dog Fancy’s ‘Bitch of the Year.’ “Now you may be thinking ‘dogs are pretty dumb,’ but there are many other reasons why Elon … Continue reading Dog Fancy Magazine Names Elon Musk ‘Bitch Of The Year’

Study: Nation's Wealthy 'Very Close' To Liking America Enough To Pay Taxes

Study: Wealthiest Americans ‘Extremely Close’ To Liking Country Enough To Pay Taxes

A study released by Harvard University today revealed that of the top 100 wealthiest Americans, nearly 90% claimed that they were either “close” or “very close” to liking the United States enough to start paying taxes. “As our wealth swells, … Continue reading Study: Wealthiest Americans ‘Extremely Close’ To Liking Country Enough To Pay Taxes

Rand paul says he doesnt have to pay taxes because he paid them before

Rand Paul Says He Has ‘Immunity’ From Taxes Because He Already Paid Them Once Before

Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) is facing up to 5 years in jail for tax evasion after telling reporters today that he had “already paid taxes once before, so why would I pay them again?” When pressed for more information, Paul … Continue reading Rand Paul Says He Has ‘Immunity’ From Taxes Because He Already Paid Them Once Before

charles barkley hospitalized after lodging entire foot in mouth

Charles Barkley Hospitalized After Firmly Lodging Size 16 Foot in Own Mouth

Former NBA player Charles Barkley was checked into the hospital last night after he told a stunned TV audience that NBA, NFL, and NHL players should be given the COVID-19 vaccine first “because they pay more in taxes.” By the … Continue reading Charles Barkley Hospitalized After Firmly Lodging Size 16 Foot in Own Mouth