Mr. Clean Cosplayers Host Bonfire Party in Dayton, Ohio

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The group stands out by wearing white clothing, often with pointed hoods to keep their bald heads warm.

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Kim Kardashian Sues Jack in the Box Over Explosive Diarrhea

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“Because of the extreme food poisoning, Kim has also experienced dramatic silicone loss in the [expletive], lip and breast regions.”

Tostitos Releases Extreme Mild Salsa For White People

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Tostitos describes their new Extreme Mild Clear Salsa for White People® as being a thick, gelatinous substance for those with genetic spice sensitivities.

Over 100 Million Eggs Recalled on Easter Over Concerns They’re Making Kids Gay

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“Eggland’s Best apologizes if we’ve torn apart any families because of our gay eggs.”

Weird Tech: Watch the Life Story of Animals as You Eat Them

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“Unless Redbox starts squeezing out moist, two-year-old prosciutto with every DVD, I have no idea how they’re going to compete with this.”

Mueller Report Says President Trump has a Severe Flatulence Problem

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“It’s not uncommon for the President to fart himself awake. Then, when he can’t fall back asleep, Mr. Trump passes the time on Twitter.”

Failing Papa John’s Hires Shaquille O’Neal to Eat Most of Their Pizzas

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“Papa John’s confirms that Shaq will be allowed to say the N-word at his discretion within his seven contracted advertisements.”

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