Planters re-releases original 1906 recipe of Warts & Peanuts for Halloween
“It’s like an explosion of spoiled milk and beef jerky in my mouth!” Continue reading Planters re-releases original 1906 recipe of Warts & Peanuts for Halloween
Category: Food
Un-Holy Cow! Chick-fil-A ads get dirty after KFC introduces sexy Colonel Sanders
Fast food chains have lost their minds and Chick-fil-A is no exception. Just yesterday Kentucky Fried Chicken revealed a hot, young and sexy Colonel Sanders and now Chick-fil-A is putting it all on the table with its new “Eat Mor … Continue reading Un-Holy Cow! Chick-fil-A ads get dirty after KFC introduces sexy Colonel Sanders
Poll: Majority of Americans would rather pee on Donald Trump than cook a healthy meal
A new poll on obesity by the Center for Disease Control and Prevention, shows sixty-three percent of Americans would rather pee on Donald Trump every night for the rest of their lives than cook a healthy meal. “Most people said … Continue reading Poll: Majority of Americans would rather pee on Donald Trump than cook a healthy meal
Duped at the deli counter? How to avoid coming home with a newborn baby again
“We’re not sure where they come from, I have not clue how people are accidentally bringing them home, but we’re not – under any circumstance – accepting any returns.” Continue reading Duped at the deli counter? How to avoid coming home with a newborn baby again
25 grocery store chains ban open carry, leaving gun owners nowhere to hunt for food
With Walmart and Kroger banning open carry in all of their stores, there are now over 25 different grocery chains that have limited people’s gun rights. Gun activists say there’s almost nowhere to use their weapons to kill and eat … Continue reading 25 grocery store chains ban open carry, leaving gun owners nowhere to hunt for food
Popeyes held at gunpoint by man demanding chicken sandwiches called a ‘False Flag’ by Chick-fil-A, Wendy’s
Popeyes is being accused of carrying out a covert operation designed to make their chicken sandwiches appear worthy of armed robbery. Popeyes says the alleged altercation took place last night as the fast food restaurant located in east Houston was … Continue reading Popeyes held at gunpoint by man demanding chicken sandwiches called a ‘False Flag’ by Chick-fil-A, Wendy’s
Tired of nonstop mass shootings? Dive-in and take cover at Red Lobster for Endless Shrimp
Bring your kids in during the school day for some savory seafood as we assault your senses with garlic shrimp scampi, crunchy fiesta shrimp or sesame-ginger grilled shrimp. Continue reading Tired of nonstop mass shootings? Dive-in and take cover at Red Lobster for Endless Shrimp
Cadbury releases hair-covered chocolate bar in recognition of furry pride
The hair-covered confection comes with a prominent choking hazard warning as the company acknowledges that the hair can get lodged in the windpipe. Continue reading Cadbury releases hair-covered chocolate bar in recognition of furry pride
KFC completely drops meat and changes name to Kentucky Fried Chickpeas
After a warm reception while testing out plant-based protein at an Atlanta location, KFC is completely switching over to imitation meat and changing its name to Kentucky Fried Chickpeas. The fast food restaurant cites lower costs and environmental reasons for … Continue reading KFC completely drops meat and changes name to Kentucky Fried Chickpeas
Somewhat vigilant Americans order last round of breadsticks before boycotting Olive Garden
After learning that Olive Garden’s parent company donates to the Trump campaign, liberals everywhere are asking for one last tinfoil bag of over-salted, buttery goodness before never setting foot in the glorified salad bar again. As of press time, boycotters … Continue reading Somewhat vigilant Americans order last round of breadsticks before boycotting Olive Garden
Frozen waffles are for tasteless psychopaths
If you enjoy eating frozen shit saucers that come out of the toaster one of two ways: burnt to a crisp or looking like someone fucked it to death, then you are a certified psychopath. Continue reading Frozen waffles are for tasteless psychopaths
500 Planned Parenthood-Pizza Hut Express® chains are opening across the US
After announcing a new partnership with Planned Parenthood, PepsiCo. is temporarily closing over 500 Taco Bell – Pizza Hut Express® restaurants to renovate the establishments into Planned Parenthood – Pizza Hut Express® reproductive health and pizza chains. “We’ll be offering … Continue reading 500 Planned Parenthood-Pizza Hut Express® chains are opening across the US
Can opener hasn’t been washed since it was bought 7 years ago
A can opener that was purchased from a Schaumburg, Illinois IKEA in 2012 has never been washed once in its life. Can opener owner Sean Miller says he has his reasons for never cleaning the device. “In all fairness I’m … Continue reading Can opener hasn’t been washed since it was bought 7 years ago
Disturbing Oscar Mayer ice cream-filled hotdogs leak vanilla out of their tips
American meat company Oscar Meyer has plunged its toes into the dairy dessert world with their release of ice cream-filled hotdogs. Marketed as ‘Vanilla Squirters’ the odd treat hit store shelves this week. What do you think? Continue reading Disturbing Oscar Mayer ice cream-filled hotdogs leak vanilla out of their tips
You can now hunt plant-based, robo-animals thanks to Beyond Meat
A new era of vegan-friendly hunting has begun in America. Continue reading You can now hunt plant-based, robo-animals thanks to Beyond Meat
More than 1 in 4 food delivery drivers admit to eating your food
A study by US Foods revealed that a shocking twenty-eight percent of food delivery drivers have eaten customers‘ food. What do you think? More NewsSupport the AuthorTake me to the MEMES!SourcePhoto Credit franchise opportunities Continue reading More than 1 in 4 food delivery drivers admit to eating your food
Millennials Celebrate National Avocado Day by Sucking On Pits & Skins From Dumpsters
Notably, avocado pits are the perfect choking hazard for anyone that’s tired of living with their parents. Continue reading Millennials Celebrate National Avocado Day by Sucking On Pits & Skins From Dumpsters
Bull Sperm Milkshake Sales Are Booming in Wisconsin
“Farmers are counting themselves lucky that residents will eat anything.” Continue reading Bull Sperm Milkshake Sales Are Booming in Wisconsin