Authorities just released Kentucky Fried Chicken’s secret recipe to the public after an investigation into a North Carolina KFC explosion found the cause of the blast to be the recipe itself. State Governor Roy Cooper spoke out about the incident.

“We are launching a full investigation into the KFC fast food restaurant chain,” Cooper stated. “When you’ve got people being fed gunpowder, Sudafed, white pepper, oregano, ammonium nitrate fertilizer, C-4, paint thinner, paprika, Ephedrine, dried mustard and celery salt you just gotta put your foot down.”

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