“The only sexual contact permitted in China for the foreseeable future will be homosexual in nature,” President Jinping stated while intertwining his fingers with NBA star Yao Ming. Continue reading China Bans Heterosexual Sex Over Population Concerns
“Most of the leathery, ball-related action on the field actually takes place in the players’ jockstraps,” Commissioner Rob Manfred stated. Continue reading MLB Highlights “The Raw Sexual Tension of Baseball” on Opening Day
An attempt to clue the Vice President in using his teleprompter backfired; resulting in Pence aggressively shouting “There’s a tail sticking out of your ass” in the middle of an impassioned speech on moral decay in America. Continue reading Oblivious Mike Pence Wears Furry Tail to CPAC
Booker’s 15 minute ventriloquism act included a perfectly performed impersonation of Sesame Street’s best-known character. Continue reading Senator Cory Booker & Elmo Remind Americans: “Despite Incredibly Hot Beard, Ted Cruz is Still a Douche”
A poll of 565 men has found that 82% did not believe mutual masturbation to be a homosexual act, with respondents expressing a sentiment that touching cock isn’t gay, but lips touching lips is gay – meaning that emotional intimacy … Continue reading 4 in 5 Men Think Masturbating With Another Man ‘Isn’t Gay’
Trump starts gagging and declares that ‘the golden juice went down the wrong pipe!’ Continue reading Mueller: Gay Tryst, Pee Tape Emerged From Investigation
Previously Subaru had used coded marketing tactics to reach lesbians. Continue reading Subaru Openly Markets Car Finish for Lesbians
It is not uncommon for Bear Cubs (scouts as young as 8 or 9 years old) to leave their families for a better life in the forest. Continue reading Nearly Half of Boy Scouts Become Forest-Dwelling Socialists
“Steve and Tim will hold hands, and sometimes even kiss,” laughed Earhardt. Continue reading Fox & Friends’ Steve Doocy Pretends to be Gay for 50th Straight April Fools Day
Team refuses to speak to straight, male figure skater. #WinterOlympics Continue reading Olympic Figure Skater Disowned After Coming Out as Straight
“Our first guideline for all users is that you cannot use nude photos in your profile, so that was strike one.” Continue reading Mike Pence Banned From Grindr
On Thursday night, Vice President Mike Pence walked up to Donald Trump just outside of the White House Kitchen and “straight up dropped the motherfucker” with … Continue reading Mike Pence Has Totally Snapped
“Let’s fix this now and add some pizzazz and sparkle to the church.”- Pope Francis Continue reading Pope Francis Will Allow Gay Priests to Marry
(Boston, MA) In what can only be called shocking, Massachusetts legislators have passed a law that bans homophobic people from using bathrooms. The law, which will take effect on Monday, has some people – for lack of a better term – pissed off. Continue reading Massachusetts Law Bans Homophobic People From Bathrooms
Trump claims that he does drag shows from time to time and artists have rendered what they believe this might look. Continue reading Donald Trump Admits He’s Bisexual at Wisconsin Rally
“Dennis is cool. He’s not a weird guy, and he knows a lot about football, but the other guys just didn’t seem comfortable, whatsoever, with his humor,” stated Sorenson… Continue reading Gay Friend Making Fantasy Football League Awkward
“On Thursday Pastor Laurie’s utterances were fulfilled by the overreaching hands of the United States Government. It wasn’t Obama taking our guns, it wasn’t Sharia Law taking over OUR country, and it wasn’t another government program to help the poor or sick… it was…” Continue reading Kim Davis Should be Released From Prison
Target has announced that it is going to remove boy and girl labels from various aisles and items – including the toy section of its stores. The move, which will make at least all toys (and bedding) non-gender labeled, has caused an uproar in the United States. Continue reading American Families Blast Target for Removing Gender Labels
