Mike Pence, Other Furries Banned From All Chuck E. Cheese’s

The Chuck E. Cheese chain just banned all furries from entering their establishments.

Most notably, the children’s entertainment and pizza chain explicitly stated that Vice President Mike Pence will not be allowed inside after his furry tail butt plug incident months back. Pence was known to frequent nearby Chuck E. Cheese’s in Maryland and Virginia several times a month; often using secret service to block the view as he molested the fake animals.

The move comes after repeat incidents in which the Vice President and other furries have started “getting weird” with various human-sized animatronic devices; including Chuck the mouse, Helen the bird, Jasper the dog and – for some reason – the singing flowers.

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