Elon Musk's Test Monkeys That Didn't Die From Brain Implant Clearly Plotting Revenge

Recent reports claim that billionaire Elon Musk’s company Neuralink may have killed up to 15 test monkeys by implanting computer chips into their brains. Now, researchers and Musk are saying that the remaining monkeys are clearly plotting revenge.

“Every single monkey that was implanted suffered very debilitating health effects and most of the animals died,” Elon Musk confirmed while maintaining eye contact with one visibly angry, glaring monkey that was sharpening a stick. “So it would make sense that the surviving eight monkeys would want to get back at me. They want me dead.”

Musk says that despite the huge setback with the research he still plans to start human trials by the end of the year.

“We’ll figure it out,” Musk laughed as he dodged a rock thrown by another monkey. “That’s if one of these little bastards doesn’t get me first.”