Most American Males have Larger Boobs Than Their Wives

Female researches have remained cold and distant, uninterested in helping to solve this growing problem.

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Unprecedented Massachusetts Law Bans Homophobes From Bathrooms

(Boston, MA) In what can only be called shocking, Massachusetts legislators have passed a law that bans homophobic people from using bathrooms. The law, which will take effect on Monday, has some people – for lack of a better term – pissed off.