Huge Misstep: Buttigieg Drops Out After Mispronouncing ‘Menneskerettighetsorganisasjonene’

Presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg dropped out of the race today after claiming he could speak Norwegian, but then failing to correctly pronounce Menneskerettighetsorganisasjonene; a word that means ‘human rights organizations.’ An embarrassed Buttigieg immediately apologized for his error and ended … Continue reading Huge Misstep: Buttigieg Drops Out After Mispronouncing ‘Menneskerettighetsorganisasjonene’

Pete Buttigieg Gives Presidential Acceptance Speech After Learning He’s Polling Second in Nevada Primary

Presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg took to the stage at his Genoa, Nevada rally today having just learned he was polling in second place for the state’s upcoming February 22nd primary. The jubilant Mayor of South Bend, Indiana then inexplicably launched … Continue reading Pete Buttigieg Gives Presidential Acceptance Speech After Learning He’s Polling Second in Nevada Primary

Trump Poops His Pants at Pennsylvania Rally

Trump to Reinstate ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ to Prevent a Buttigieg Presidency

President Trump announced today that he will be reinstating “Don’t ask, don’t tell” (DADT), which was the official United States policy on military service by gays, bisexuals, and lesbians up until 2011. President Trump says the law will bar openly … Continue reading Trump to Reinstate ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ to Prevent a Buttigieg Presidency

BREAKING: Pete Buttigieg confirms Bernie Sanders said he didn't think a bottom could win the presidency

BREAKING: Pete Buttigieg confirms Bernie Sanders said he didn’t think a bottom could win the presidency

Pete Buttigieg just confirmed multiple reports regarding a 2019 meeting between himself and Bernie Sanders in which they disagreed on whether a bottom could win the 2020 presidential election. “Among the topics that came up was could a bottom win … Continue reading BREAKING: Pete Buttigieg confirms Bernie Sanders said he didn’t think a bottom could win the presidency

New poll shows most Iowa men are “open to” sleeping with Pete Buttigieg

A new Des Moines Register/CNN/Mediacom Iowa Poll shows that 54% of likely male voters would be open to sleeping with Pete Buttigieg. What do you think? “If the timing were right, and I didn’t have these pesky kids, I’d give … Continue reading New poll shows most Iowa men are “open to” sleeping with Pete Buttigieg