U.S. Stops Development of Genetically-Modified, Cybernetic Babies

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An executive order from the desk of President Trump has put an end to genetically-modified, cyborg baby programs.

23andMe Discovers Gary Busey & Boris Johnson Are Trump’s Brothers

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“Genetically-speaking the lineage has certain characteristics that really stand out; such as having categorically unpleasant hair and personalities.” – 23andMe CEO Anne Wojcicki

Scientists End Debate: ‘Pineapple Belongs on Pizza if You Enjoy Pineapple on Pizza, You Shitheads’

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“Science has confirmed that you all can shut the [expletive] up about it.”

Study: Guys Use 3X More Lotion Than Girls, and Yes, You Know Why

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“At least 87% of lotion used by men is vigorously rubbed on less than 1% of their bodies.”

Your Accurate Horoscope For Today

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“Sagittarius (11/22 – 12/21) – You are feeling ecstatic and delighted inside – creating a real impact on those around you. Just go along with your…”

Greenpeace Tells Americans: “Wipe Your Butts With Your Hands”

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“Who cares if you can’t wash the smell off, you’ve saved an orangutan!”

Republican Bill Blocking Funding for Planned Parenthood Aborted on US Senate Floor

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“We know it is hard for Mr. McConnell to have to abort the bill right here on the Senate floor, but Democrats are truly supportive of the decision.”

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