An executive order from the desk of President Trump has put an end to genetically-modified, cyborg baby programs.
“Genetically-speaking the lineage has certain characteristics that really stand out; such as having categorically unpleasant hair and personalities.” – 23andMe CEO Anne Wojcicki
“Science has confirmed that you all can shut the [expletive] up about it.”
“At least 87% of lotion used by men is vigorously rubbed on less than 1% of their bodies.”
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“Who cares if you can’t wash the smell off, you’ve saved an orangutan!”
“We know it is hard for Mr. McConnell to have to abort the bill right here on the Senate floor, but Democrats are truly supportive of the decision.”