A sincere Elizabeth Warren stunned supporters today when she revealed she keeps a keg of Michelob Ultra as a pet in her home in Massachusetts.
“We sustain each other, Micky and I,” Warren said of the 131.8 pound steel cylinder. “We talk, and laugh – but sometimes I have to lecture him sternly on the issues of the day! Micky’s a conservative you see.”
Warren noted that this wasn’t her first keg named Micky, in fact she’s had 37 this year.
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