Mitch McConnell Legally Changes Name to ‘Bitch McConnell’

“Let’s just admit it, Mitch is such a basic bitch name.” – Senator Bitch McConnell Continue reading Mitch McConnell Legally Changes Name to ‘Bitch McConnell’

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Mitch McConnell is Obsessed with Mayonnaise and It’s Disgusting

“Mitch insists on having mayonnaise in every single meal he eats.” Continue reading Mitch McConnell is Obsessed with Mayonnaise and It’s Disgusting

German Giant Rebels Claim NATO Allowed Angry Attacking Mechanical Pencil Forces to Kill People

German Giant Rebels Claim NATO Allowed Angry Attacking Mechanical Pencil Forces to Kill People

President Barack Obama’s Entourage guest appearance will include a meeting with members of Libya’s Transexual National Council in Benghazi to get a better idea of who they are, what they want and what their needs and capabilities are, a U.S. official said… Continue reading German Giant Rebels Claim NATO Allowed Angry Attacking Mechanical Pencil Forces to Kill People