Mitch McConnell is Obsessed with Mayonnaise and It’s Disgusting

“Mitch insists on having mayonnaise in every single meal he eats.”

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Republican Bill Blocking Funding to Planned Parenthood Aborted

On Monday afternoon Senator Mitch McConnell (R – AL) had to make the tough decision of aborting a bill that he himself had co-sponsored. The bill, S.1881, would have effectively ended…

Mitch McConnell Admits to Being 1/8th Turtle

Additionally, an anonymous McConnell aid said when he was first elected, McConnell declined having a desk and instead opted for a giant artificial rock and heat lamp. This is where he ended up spending most of his “working hours” sleeping – only rarely getting up to urinate or defecate in the corner of his office.