Steve Bannon Starts Line of Alcoholic Bananas

‘Bananons,’ will be infused with Everclear grain alcohol which…


Former President George W. Bush Rejected From Jury Duty

The 43rd President even took time to take several photos with other U.S. citizens who had been summoned.

Those who met Bush said that he was very lively and animated.

BREAKING NEWS: 4th of July Stunner

In a shocking turn of events, it seems that people are gearing up for the Fourth of July by doing the exact same type of shit that they did last year. The grills are out, the beer is somewhat cold, Grandma just shit in the pool, and nobody is watching the kids. Your creepy uncle…

Grandma is a Taylor Swift Fan

I may be old, but this little choice bit of calico really is the bee’s knees. I mean it. She’s a bearcat, hotsy-totsy that is more than allowed to give the icy mitt…