Viagra Ends Trump Sponsorship Deal
“The president had been taking Viagra six times a day – one pill with every meal.” – Rudy Giuliani Continue reading Viagra Ends Trump Sponsorship Deal
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Mexico Agrees to Build Wall, Trump Will Permit Underground Tunnels
“I make great deals, okay? This deal is really phenomenal on the surface. It’s a wonderful, superficial deal,” Trump said. Continue reading Mexico Agrees to Build Wall, Trump Will Permit Underground Tunnels
An iRobot Roomba 690 Robot Vacuum with Wi-Fi Connectivity has Been Running the Country since late 2017
“The first idea that it runs into is the decision that we go with.” – Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross Continue reading An iRobot Roomba 690 Robot Vacuum with Wi-Fi Connectivity has Been Running the Country since late 2017
World Cup Spectator Deaths Decrease by Nearly 1,800 in 2018
Nigerian fans brought 2,500 colorfully-painted, live chickens into Russia’s Kaliningrad Stadium. Continue reading World Cup Spectator Deaths Decrease by Nearly 1,800 in 2018
Trump is Selling ‘Urine-Scented’ Perfume
‘MAGA’ is a unisex perfume boasting liquefied $100 bills as a key ingredient. Continue reading Trump is Selling ‘Urine-Scented’ Perfume
President Trump Has Strangled a Bear Cub to Death on the North Lawn
This was a direct response to outcry from PETA regarding changes in Alaskan hunting regulations which would… Continue reading President Trump Has Strangled a Bear Cub to Death on the North Lawn
Obama: “I Don’t Know Why Donald Paid All of These Women – I Had Mine Killed.”
Obama suggests Trump could have avoided many scandals with one trick. Continue reading Obama: “I Don’t Know Why Donald Paid All of These Women – I Had Mine Killed.”
Trump Signs Reckless ‘Paperless Earth’ Green Initiative Into Law
A painting by President George W. Bush shows his prediction of the future. Continue reading Trump Signs Reckless ‘Paperless Earth’ Green Initiative Into Law
FOX News Anxiously Awaits Another Tragedy
“I hate to say this folks, but it’s to the point where we may have to make something up.” Continue reading FOX News Anxiously Awaits Another Tragedy
Trump Bans Guns After They Steal Spotlight From Him, Again
Law now outlaws sale of guns in America. Continue reading Trump Bans Guns After They Steal Spotlight From Him, Again
Donald Trump’s Body is Trying to Leave His Brain
The president’s internal struggle has become quite tangible. #MindOverMatter Continue reading Donald Trump’s Body is Trying to Leave His Brain
President Trump is Still Learning How to Drink Water
“We estimate that he was out cold with water in his lungs for about 2 minutes.” Continue reading President Trump is Still Learning How to Drink Water
Trump: ‘South Koreans Have Fired Japan Over Itself With a Nuclear Missile’
In an emotional response, U.S. President Donald Trump has tweeted a well-thought-out message to the world regarding the alarming missile launch today over Japan: Continue reading Trump: ‘South Koreans Have Fired Japan Over Itself With a Nuclear Missile’
Mike Pence Has Totally Snapped
On Thursday night, Vice President Mike Pence walked up to Donald Trump just outside of the White House Kitchen and “straight up dropped the motherfucker” with … Continue reading Mike Pence Has Totally Snapped
Trump Blasts Green Energy, Obama for ‘Unseasonably Dark Day’
“When you get a maniac like Obama. Okay. And he is, he really is. Then you end up with days like today,” Trump stated while pointing toward the only side of the room without any windows. Continue reading Trump Blasts Green Energy, Obama for ‘Unseasonably Dark Day’
BREAKING: White House Sources – Trump Has Awful Stroke
“I would always tell him that it’s not a good idea to eat a ‘snack’ before, during, and after each hole at one of his world-renowned golf courses,” sadly… Continue reading BREAKING: White House Sources – Trump Has Awful Stroke
Lying Obummers Slays Pardoned Turkeys
Obama backtracks on promise to spare the lives of innocent turkeys named Tater and Tot – ruining a longstanding American tradition. Continue reading Lying Obummers Slays Pardoned Turkeys
Princeton Study: How Trump Defeated Clinton, Why the Polls Were Wrong
The polls showed a likely win for her, but the results did not reflect that; whatsoever. Now we have a fail-safe and proven reason as to why he managed to become the next President of the United States of America. Continue reading Princeton Study: How Trump Defeated Clinton, Why the Polls Were Wrong