NRA Partners With Amazon For Same Day Gun Shipping

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Amazon says that nearly 90% of Prime members should be able to order a gun and receive it in less than 3 hours.

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North Korea Invites Trump to Launch Next Round of Test Missiles

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“There’s a lot of geography going on over there,” Trump stated. “So I’ll be aiming straight south so there’s no surprises.”

Pabst is Selling Alcoholic ‘Hard Coffee’ Because Fuck It

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“This alcohol-infused breakfast beverage is the perfect way to start your workday or end your marriage.”

Mitch McConnell Blocks Election Security Bills in Preparation for The Reptilian Takeover

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“It’s our time now! The dawning of the age of the Reptilians is upon us!” – Mitch McConnell

White House Quietly Removes Treason From Offenses Punishable by Death

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“We had a brief window of opportunity here and we didn’t take it,” presidential candidate Cory Booker stated.

Texans Question Their Masculinity As State Begins Using More Wind Energy Than Coal

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“Have they considered powering these windmills with coal?”

Annoyed Robert Mueller Snaps: “Oh My God, Just Impeach the Bastard Already!”

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“Holy hell! C’mon people. Do I need to spell it out for you!?” – Robert Mueller