Amazon says that nearly 90% of Prime members should be able to order a gun and receive it in less than 3 hours.
“There’s a lot of geography going on over there,” Trump stated. “So I’ll be aiming straight south so there’s no surprises.”
“This alcohol-infused breakfast beverage is the perfect way to start your workday or end your marriage.”
“It’s our time now! The dawning of the age of the Reptilians is upon us!” – Mitch McConnell
“We had a brief window of opportunity here and we didn’t take it,” presidential candidate Cory Booker stated.
“Have they considered powering these windmills with coal?”
“Holy hell! C’mon people. Do I need to spell it out for you!?” – Robert Mueller