“With the amount of mass shootings we’re having, it’s not unreasonable to expect savings of around $4,500 a year.”
“Except for in Hawaii, Alaska and the penis-tip part of Florida – where it will be very wet – Americans should prepare themselves for absolutely nothing.”
“First and foremost, we must blow up the nukes to make sure that no one gets their hands on them.” – President Trump
Warren says the two are inseparable.
Teachers get ready for another underfunded school year full of ADHD and mass shootings.
Notably, avocado pits are the perfect choking hazard for anyone that’s tired of living with their parents.
“I saw the whole thing. Very odd, very sad.” – Senator Bernie Sanders