“Remember, we’re only talking about girth. So if you wanted to tape 7 oversized grapefruits together and play hide the citrus in your [expletive], you could absolutely do that.” Secretary Alex Azar stated.
“The only sexual contact permitted in China for the foreseeable future will be homosexual in nature,” President Jinping stated while intertwining his fingers with NBA star Yao Ming.
“It’s not like we’re asking them to carry our purses up there – although that would be ideal and hopefully it leads to that.”
Female researches have remained cold and distant, uninterested in helping to solve this growing problem.
“Volvo states that “physically, the cars will be exactly the same as current models; however…”