Having been caught smelling women’s hair multiple times, Joe Biden’s staff has forced the presidential candidate to get luscious, scented hair plugs implanted so he can smell his own locks instead. Staffers confirm that Biden’s new hair was sourced from his soundproof hobby room where he keeps his personal collection of real hair, mannequins and doll parts.

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