After purposely filling countless Cheese Nips boxes with shards of glass and plastic to test a theory that nobody actually eats them, parent company Mondelēz Global has now recalled the product from store shelves. “We […]
“Eggland’s Best apologizes if we’ve torn apart any families because of our gay eggs.”
Mass graves are filling up outside of the Ford Truck Plant in Dearborn, MI.
We may never understand what a vegan is, or why fish qualifies as a meat, but we’ll never forget that if global warming is real, at least the vegans died first.” – DonaldTrump
Banana sales have increased by 27% in the United States.