That National Rifle Association has announced a partnership with Amazon Prime to offer same day gun delivery service after finding a huge loophole in federal gun shipping regulations.

“We’ve all been there,” NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre stated, “You’re sitting at home, bored. You know, maybe you’ve just been let go from your job, and you think to yourself ‘man it’d be great to have a gun right now.’ Well now the NRA has you covered!”

Amazon says that nearly 90% of Prime members should be able to order a gun and receive it in less than 3 hours.

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